JJ Hightail is a former professional racecar driver. He grew up in the sweet little town of Shockey, Tennessee, to which he credits his charm, boyish figure, and passion for racing anything with wheels.
Always a trailblazer, JJ's rural beginnings paved the way for many accomplishments on and off the track. He has a collection of Last Place trophies and is credited with inventing the flame-retardant Mustache Protector™ after a particularly nasty turkey frying accident that left JJ feeling "naked".
Here are some of JJ's other stats:
Date of Birth:
Tropical Fruit, Chips & Salsa
Favorite Fancy Sit-Down Restaurant:
Clowns & Mathematics
Favorite Race Track:
Shockey Bumper Car Track
Professional Racing Sportsmanship Award ('95)
Most Explosions on and off the track ('94)
"Not good - at all"
Art of Dance, Car Insurance Savings
Mustache Protector™, Cargo-Jean Shorts
If I was a bird I would be:
An American Bald Eagle (but not actually bald)
JJ is currently a "professional" spokesperson for Direct Auto Insurance and enjoys taking Direct Auto customers to Savings Town, via the scenic route.